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Dandy Dan Turns the BIG Five-Oh !!!

Three decades of eXtreme Polka! Seems like a dream- albeit one with a nasty hang over- but it is a reality.
This Saturday February 2nd guitarist Dandy Don Hedeker turns 50, on January 26th drummer Action Jackson Wilson turned 41, and on February 17th bassist Jolly James Wallace turns 39.
That is three decades of polka mania!

To celebrate this milestone of eXtreme Polka Longevity The Polkaholics® will be playing 3 sets of polka for FREE at Quencher's Saloon in Chicago on Dandy Don's Birthday!
Come on out and help celebrate all of The Polkaholics birthdays this Saturday night for FREE!

FREE SHOW ON 2/25 !

Our annual Critical Mass Polka Show: the following was stolen from CM's site

John Greenfield has charted a course from the Picasso to the Polkaholics that is a work of Art in it's own right: this is one route map that is suitable for framing, so come on out for January's Chicago Critical Mass and join us as we pedal North to Lincoln Lanes for some Punk-Polka, Beer, and Bowling!

It's the last time you can see Dandy Don while he's in his 40's- that alone is reason to come on out and party with us! Click to see high res

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eXtreme drug use gets you....

dead.

Actor Heath Ledger dead

Best of Luck Vince and Amy!

Vince and Amy,

Your wedding was beautiful! Thank you for including The Polkaholics. Best of luck to you both!

eXtreme Poles!

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.

"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.

The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.

(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)

 

© Reuters 2008. All Rights Reserved.

Now- why did he go to there in the first place?!?

Saturday Night Show at Sub-T

Thank you to Chris McNamara for the following article!!

The Polkaholics' pre-show ritual is as follows: strap on ridiculous costumes (normally frilly retro tuxes or lederhosen), guzzle a few Old Styles, then liberally splash Old Spice on their cheeks.

"We call it polka juice," says bassist "Jolly" James Wallace.

The Polkaholics' music is as silly, soused and spicy as the pre-show ritual -- the 1-2-3-4! spirit of punk rock set to the one-two, one-two polka beat.

"It sounds like the Ramones, but we're playing traditional polka songs," explains guitarist "Dandy" Don Hedeker, who formed the band a decade ago. "We're trying to bring polka screaming into the 21st Century."

Decker, a professor of biostatistics at the University of Illinois-Chicago when not on stage, explains how polka originated in the Czech Republic before spreading across Europe. In Chicago, where a strong Polish community thrives, the polka scene is primarily Polish. Occasionally some elder polka fans will find their way to a Polkaholics show.

"Sometimes they're excited to see what we're doing with the music," says Hedeker. "Other times they think we're the devil."

Devils have to eat

Few styles of music are as intertwined with food. The Polkaholics update traditional polka tunes like the sausage-centric "Who Stole the Kishka?" (lyrics: Who stole the kishka?/Who stole the kishka?/Let's go kick his ass) and play originals like "Sauerkraut is Sweet."

"The polka diet is Eastern European -- heavy, stick-to-your-bones food," says Hedeker. Though his parents emigrated from Germany, the frontman knows local Polish food, having grown up in Ukrainian Village. So where to eat before or after a Polkaholics show? He recommends Podhalanka (1549 W. Division, 773-486-6655), situated less than a mile south of Subterranean.

Polish crests hang behind the counter at Podhalanka, a picture of Lady Diana (?) adorns another wall, and the furniture appears to have been smuggled under the Iron Curtain.

But the food is good, authentic in my opinion. (Of course, my opinion about the authenticity of Polish food is about as valid as my opinions on Japanese poetry.) I had a plate of pirogi (Polish for dumplings) that were smooth and heavy like boiled pillows, complemented perfectly by caramelized onions and cool sour cream. My kotlet schabowy (Polish for breaded pork cutlet) was crispy. And my pieczarkowa (mushroom soup) was perfect on a cold Chicago night.

After that meal, I was ready for a drzemka.

The Polkaholics, The Commodes, The New Duncan Imperials, The Locals, The Long Gone Lonesome Boys, Smile Say Hello

The Old Spice boys

When: 7 p.m. Saturday

Where: Subterranean, 2011 W. North Ave., 773-278-6799, subt.net

Price: $15; 18 & older

Proceeds benefit leukemia research

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Thank you to everyone that came to the DANK Haus to ring in 2008 with The Polkaholics®. We were just shy of 500 paying people. Hey did you know Time-Out Magazine listed us as the number 2 best event (out of 100!) for NYE in Chicago!?! Maybe next year we can be the number 1 event! I had a great time- I actually was able to kiss my wife at Midnight! The balloon drop was spectacular and playing my bass with a Champagne bottle is something I'll remember for a long time.
Thank you also to the person that took the picture that I linked to above- I think it shows just how packed the place actually was, thank you for coming to our show..and let me know your actual name so I can give you full credit!

In case you missed Dandy Don on CBS News on Monday evening, you can see it here.

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