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New Year's Eve PARTY

Now that Christmas is over and I am up to my butt in pine needles and broken ornaments- I hope to see a lot of you tomorrow at our annual New Years Eve Blow Out at Zakopane.

Friday December 31st - Zakopane Lounge, 10pm til 1:30am
1734 W. Division, between Ashland and Wood, phone 773-486-1559, Chicago.
C'mon out and celebrate at our annual NEW YEAR'S EVE blowout! 
Just like in previous years, the admission will only be $5 and we will be raffling off a BRAND NEW ELECTRIC GUITAR!! 
That's right, while we play polkas on guitar, you could walk home with your very own brand new guitar! 
Where else can you go on New Year's Eve, spend $5 at the door, get a chance to win a new guitar, and dance the polka all night long? Nowhere but the Zakopane Lounge! 
Plus there will be party favors galore, so don't miss this great party.

If anyone happened to catch Dave Chamberlain's review of us in The New City make sure you email him about his accordion comment....Im happy that he mentioned the show but apparently it's just lip service as he obviously has no idea who we are or what we are about, but hey he did mention us in his article and for that I am greatful.
Oh well, at least the Washington Post got it right when they had the Polkaholics® in their magazine, hell even Peter Margasek knows what we're all about.

If you do plan on coming to the show I can promise there will not be an accordion in site- except for the ones that we are going to set on fire- and my advice is to get there early as last year it was filled to capacity by 10:30 P.M.. Get there early and be nice to our door man Matt.

All right-

Good times to my friends around the world!

It's only a few days away until the holiday season gets under full swing- and no matter what event you celebrate this year: Swieta Bozego Narodzenia, Boxing Day, Festivus, O-misuka, Navidad, Sung-tan-jol, Christmas, Araw ng Pasko, Ramadan, Julafton, Chanukkah or Hanukkah, Kwanza, Dia de Nadal, St. Lucia's day, Dagur nemenda, Weihnachtszeit, Feast of the Immaculate Conception, Dingaans day, Japanese Emperor's Birthday, Vianoce, joulu, Danes say Juleaften, Spain may celebrate Eguberriak- Olentzero, or even Rick Neilsen's birthday- which is today--please have a good time and remember all of those who may be less fortunate than you.


Friday December 31st - Zakopane Lounge, 10pm til 1:30am
1734 W. Division, between Ashland and Wood, phone 773-486-1559, Chicago.
C'mon out and celebrate at our annual NEW YEAR'S EVE blowout!  Just like in previous years, the admission will only be $5 and we will be raffling off a BRAND NEW ELECTRIC GUITAR!!  That's right, while we play polkas on guitar, you could walk home with your very own brand new guitar!  Where else can you go on New Year's Eve, spend $5 at the door, get a chance to win a new guitar, and dance the polka all night long?  Nowhere but the Zakopane Lounge!  Plus there will be party favors galore, so don't miss this great party.

Thank You Jasmin Shah from Metromix

These photos were sent to me today- Jasmin Shah from Metromix took these at our show, look for the December 29th edition of Chicago's Tribune's "The Red Eye" for a New Year's Eve story with some more Polkaholic® related madness.

Once again thank you to Jasmin Shah for including us in your article and for taking these pictures.










Lincoln would have been proud!

For those of you that read my blog you may have noticed that I usually say something along the lines of "last night our show was great...", and even though I like all of the shows that we play and almost always have an incredible time- this past Saturday's show was a Bodacious Polkalicious Helluva GREAT Time!!

First of all Lincoln Square Lanes was packed with fun loving polka fans!

Secondly Metromix Entertainment sent out a photographer to document the show- and I believe that she got some incredible shots, everything from my blinking red Rudolph nose to Dandy Don playing his guitar on top of the bar.

Third- Jonathan Stockton was on hand with his incredible new book, Chicago's Best Dive Bars:
Drinking and Diving in the Windy City
. I bought a copy of this and Jonathan was nice enough to sign it for me! It's great book- and if you buy it for yourself make sure to check out his review of the Zakopane Lounge-- it's a great book and he is a great guy!
Jonathan sold every single copy (save for one) that he brought along. Thanks to everyone that came out to support us and to support a local writer who has written a superb book on Chicago Dive bars.

And lastly I was informed by one of the bartenders at Lincoln Square Lanes that they sold more cases of Old Style on Saturday night than they ever have since the place opened.
Wow!! I know that I did my share to help out with that!

In Other News

The Chicago Reader has our New Years Eve show at Zakopane listed incorrectly as the admission price is only $5. Not $15. Man $15?? That's waaaaay to much to pay. As in years past we are only charging $5 at the door and once again will be giving away a BRAND NEW EPIPHONE guitar.

Rumor has it that we will be playing our Birthday Show at our favorite place in Chicago. You may remember the events that happened at our last birthday show almost a year ago. Well like I said rumor has it that we may be playing our 2005 birthday show again- so my advice to all of you is to get there early. I'll keep you posted.

And speaking of getting there early- our last New Years show sold out at 10:20 p.m. last year (we played until 2:00 a.m.) so you may want to get there early as well. I am sure there will be officials from our lovely city's law enforcement to make sure that Zakopane does not over capacity.
I have to give a shout out to Miss Lis. Please check out her blog and if you are ever at Brew and View or the Vic to see a show make sure to be nice to her- or she'll kick yer skinny arse!! She helped out the Polkaholics® this week and we are very grateful! Thank you Lis!! You rock!

Jingle Hell, Jingle Hell, Jingle all the way

All of those of you that are sick of hearing Christmas music everywhere you go raise your hands!!
In the mall, in every store, on the radio, during every show on television, during commercials, in the movies, arrrgh!!
I am even subjected to this crap while I am work! Have you ever had to listen to the Chipmunks Christmas Album?
Imagine if you will: A copy of an MP3 being played from some crappy little speakers from your coworkers computer- I can not escape it. And it is not just one coworker, no it's 5 or 6 of them each playing a different song at the same time.
It's Christmas Hell.
Do your friends decide to sing along- and out of tune and waaaay off key? Ah the joys of Christmas music. No wonder the holidays have such a high suicide rate.

And speaking of bad music sung way off key.

Christmas With the Brady Bunch.
Ahhh yes the Brady Bunch. Those spoiled little promiscuous pre-pubescent pre-teens polyester wearing rat bastards who can't sing. Nothing beats a pimple faced kid who's testicles have not dropped yet-trying to sing. Not only was it one of the most worthless pieces of television crap ever produced- it is also one of the all time worst Christmas albums ever released.

Star Wars Christmas Album

I grew up with Star Wars. It was an amazing time to be a kid as, before 1977, there had never been anything like Star Wars. The movie kicked ass, the special effects were the most amazing thing ever at that time, and Darth Vader was as bad ass as Gene Simmons.
Too bad that Lucas and his marketing wizards could not have stopped with the T-shirts and the toys. No they had to go one step further and make a Christmas album, and it sucks.

Rupaul Ho Ho Ho

Any dude with boobs- no matter how nice they look- can not be good.

Jingle Cats Merry Christmas

By far- the most annoying damn album EVER made. Id rather listen to 24 straight hours of Wesley Willis's Casper The Homesexual Friendly Ghost than to 5 minutes of this - it belongs on the bottom of the litter box.

Ramble that affordable Pony

It seems I owe yet another apology as I said that the Eric and Kathy show would be rebroadcast in it's entirety- well I had the tape recorder rolling on Tuesday nigh at 9:00pm and the only thing that was rebroadcast was Bill Kurtis reading "Twas The Night Before Christmas", and The Bare Naked Ladies.
No Polkaholics®.
Oh well- hey at least they asked us to perform for the 4th year in a row and we had a blast, and several people did listen and I have received some e-mails saying that we sounded great, and maybe we made some new fans. At the very least we got to do what we love to do and that is push the polka to the thousands of listeners on the airwaves, and for that I am very grateful, and I hope that they ask again next year.

New Years Eve Shows in Chicago are still a rip-off. Do you have this kind of money? Who has this kind of money? Certainly not me!! I did some checking today and so far we are still the best bet around. We are only charging $5 at the door and are giving away a brand new electric guitar. Think these other places are doing that? The only free thing you'll have is a hangover- no wait that has to be paid for as well!!

Hard Rock Cafe $160

New Year's at the Sound Bar $75

NY Lounge: New Year's Eve $75

New Year's Eve at Sauce $100

NYE 2005 at Zentra $80- just to get in the door!

News Year's Eve Party at Betty's Blue Star Lounge $75

New Year's Celebration at Level $125

The See And Be Scene Party 222 W. Ontario St $100

NYE at Hey Sushi 2630 N Clark $100


On another note I am always happy to give a shout out to friends bands and especially other Chicago bands and today's shout out goes out to Melissa Elias of the Pony's. You've come a long way from working in a cubicle Melissa!
I think that The Pony's may be the next big band out of Chicago- perhaps not Smashing Pumpkins or Urge Overkill big but they are making a name for themselves.
Not only have the played every state in the US except Alaska, Hawaii and Alabama- they have also played England, Belgium, Paris, and the Netherlands, and are going to Australia and Japan this spring. Way to go Melissa!

A Bare Naked Sucess!

For those of you that could not get yourselves up at the crack of dawn to listen The Polkaholics@ and The Bare Naked Ladies perform live on The Eric and Kathy Show this morning on The Mix- 101.9 FM WTMX, you are in luck! As the show will be rebroadcast in it's entirety tonight at 9:00pm CST, and you can see the pictures here

We had to be at the Sofitel Hotel before the crack of dawn to be ready to polka for the masses at 6:00 a.m. until 9:00 a.m. along with The Bare Naked Ladies. It was a Helluva lot of fun and Id like to say THANKS to Swany from The Eric and Kathy show for having us on again.

The Bare Naked Ladies drummer was extremely cool, and Jackson and he had a "drum off" while we were off the air. Too bad we don't have a recording of that!! and he came over to talk with us about life on the road and getting up so damn early to play a show. It was for a good cause however- as the show today helped raise over $11,000 for charity.

Thanks to everyone who came out to the show and to all of you that took the time to find out about The Polkaholics® and we hope to see you at our next show

Saturday December 18th - Lincoln Square Lanes, 10 pm til 1am
4874 N. Lincoln Ave, just north of Lawrence above the Ace Hardware store,
phone: 773 561-8191, Chicago.
To ease the seasonal time demands, we are hosting a FREE holiday party
combining polka, bowling, beer drinking, and gift buying all in one night! 

Besides playing three sets of people-pleasing polka with our usual merry antics (we’ll be playing some holiday chestnuts including “I'm Dreaming of a Polka Christmas,” “Sausage and Sauerkraut for Santa,” “Yakov the Polka Reindeer”).

Author Jonathan Stockton will be on hand to sign and sell copies of his recently-published “Chicago’s Best Dive Bars: Drinking and Diving in the Windy City.”  This amazing guidebook “provides the lowdown on where to find the cheapest drinks, the scariest crowds, the coolest jukeboxes and everything else that makes a dive bar dive” – in other words, the perfect holiday gift!  We'll also be selling copies of our CDs and t-shirts at the show.  What person wouldn’t be super excited to find a copy of “Chicago’s Dive Bars” or a Polkaholic CD in their Christmas stocking?  These fine gifts sure beat a partridge in a pear tree!  So, c'mon and join us for this Special Holiday show at our favorite bowling alley!

Grammy Awards Corrections

Looks like I made a mistake, Jimmy Sturr was not nominated this year for a Grammy Award. I was in a hurry and thought I had a list of this year's nominees but as Gregorie and Action Jackson pointed out to me-- I had last years list. So let me just say "oops!!"
In this case I am actually glad a made a mistake, as someone in the Grammy world has finally realized what a damn hack Jimmy Sturr is, and has decided to nominate a TRUE POLKA BAND: Eddie Blazonczyk's Versatones, and I am extra happy today to find this out because they are a hometown band.
So let me just apologize one more time for the Grammy Mix up and also let me say congrats to Eddie.
Now if those Grammy jerks would just recognize The Polkaholics@

So with all of that said- and once again thanks to Action Jackson for this article.

Polka artists float Grammy hopes
Sunday, December 12, 2004
By John Sinkevics

The Grand Rapids Press

Maybe the 18th time is the charm.
If so, break out the accordions to celebrate, because amid all the glitzy pop, R&B and rock icons grabbing headlines -- Alicia Keys, Kanye West, Ray Charles, Green Day -- a pair of Grand Rapids polka gurus has high hopes for achieving two-step glory at February's Grammy Awards.

For the 18th time, the Recording Academy of Arts and Sciences has nominated Eddie Blazonczyk's Versatones, a Chicago band featuring local musicians Gerry Kaminski on trumpet and David "Nigel" Kurdziel on bass, for polka album of the year for the CD, "Highways;Dancehalls.

Wide open

And this time around, longtime polka rival Jimmy Sturr, of New York, who's won a record 14 Grammys and the last four in a row, is missing from the nominees' list unveiled last week. Could that open up the dance floor for the Versatones?

How sweet it is

Although they got a chance to attend last year's ceremonies when the Versatones' "Versalicious" was nominated (only to lose to Sturr), snagging a Grammy come Feb. 13 in Los Angeles would be especially sweet. Still, Kurdziel said getting any attention at all for playing polkas -- records often relegated to the "Miscellaneous" bin -- is reward enough, even if it's listed as "Category 73" out of 107 award divisions.

"It's a great feeling to know that ... polka music is still being recognized by people almost in the mainstream a little bit," he said. "It's just been great to be nominated."

Cowboys From Hell

Under the lights where we stand tall
Nobody touches us at all
Showdown, shootout, spread fear within, without
We're gonna take what's ours to have
Spread the word throughout the land
They say the bad guys wear black
We're tagged and can't turn back

You see us comin'
And you all together run for cover
We're takin over this town

Here we come reach for your gun
And you better listen my friend, you see
It's been slow down below,
Aimed at you we're the cowboys from hell
Deed is done again, we've won
Ain't talking no tall tales friend
'Cause high noon, your doom
Comin' for you we're the cowboys from hell

How strange- sounds like Pantera's Cowboy's From Hell, has come true.

Dimebag's death upsets me on several levels. It upsets me that a man could put five slugs in another mans head for no apparent reason.
It upsets me that a great metal guitar player (and innovator) has been taken away from the music world.
It upsets me that some metal music has such violent lyrics- and that perhaps the nut job that took a gun with him and walked on stage two nights ago may have been influenced by these lyrics.
It upsets me that I am upset!
It's a free country and we should be able to sing and say whatever we want- but sometimes there are people who take things to the extreme, and I can not figure them out.

Did the man who killed Dimebag take his lyrics literally? Im not attacking Pantera or Dimbag Abbott or Damageplan's lyrics, I am attacking the lunatic that killed 4 people two nights ago. The only thing that makes me feel a little better is that the bastard that put five slugs into Dimebag's head at point blank range, was himself blown to pieces by a shot gun blast at close range. Im not advocating violence- but in this case I feel the end justifies the means- this crazy lunatic killed 4 people for no apparent reason. What would prompt a person to shoot someone in the head 5 times? No pun meant here but it just blows me away.

I was also thinking of other musical influences who are no longer with us- on this day 37 years ago, December 10, 1967 , Soul singer Otis Redding plus four members of the Bar-Kays are killed in an airplane crash near Madison, Wisconsin, and December 8th marked the 24th anniversary of John Lennon's murder in New York.

I hope that everyone has a better weekend. Get out there and listen to some live music- play some ear splitting rawk- and foot pounding polka- and I recommend listening to Rubber Soul- and top it all off with some great Memphis Stax soul!

Happy Hanukkah and Happy Holidays.

4 Dead in Ohio

Haven't we heard this line before? I wonder in Neil Young is enjoying the irony here?
Ok sorry- I have a dark sense of humor and at times I need to use humor to help myself cope with this strange world that we live in.
As I was driving into work this morning I hear on the radio (94.7 The Zone- Chicago's Hard-Rock Station) that a shooting took place at a "heavy-metal concert last night".
After I got on the internet and did some snooping I find that one of the four people that was killed was "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott- the guitarist from Damageplan and Pantera.
He would have been in Chicago tomorrow with Damageplan to play a FREE show called The NutCracker, along with his brother Vinnie Paul. I have heard conflicting reports about Vinnie- I am not sure if he was also shot or not.
Vinnie Paul did an interview yesterday morning with The Zone and that interview was played on their station this morning, he sounded so excited about playing in Chicago tomorrow, and he was talking about how much he loved to play and tour and, to drink!
How can I not like a guy like this?
How can I not like a band like this?
Two brothers from Texas who just want to rawk- and rawk they most certainly did!
I realize that Damageplan and Pantera have absolutely nothing to do with Polka music but remember the title of this blog includes the word "Extreme" and Dimebag and Vinnie were nothing at all if not Extreme.
It's a shame that he was pumped full of lead last night. The only good thing about all of this is that the shooter was also pumped full of lead by a Columbus Ohio policeman.
So if there are any Pantera fans or Damageplan fans out there reading this- my heart goes out to you, as to the families of the other people who were murdered last night.

It was exactly 24 years ago that John Lennon was gunned down in New York outside of his apartment. While I doubt that this has any bearing on Dimebag's death- is highly ironic.


Thursday, December 9, 2004 Posted: 9:47 AM EST (1447 GMT)


COLUMBUS, Ohio (CNN) -- A gunman stormed the stage during a heavy metal concert in Columbus, Ohio, on Wednesday night, firing at the band and audience and killing four people before a police officer shot and killed him, police said.

One of the dead was guitarist "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott, 38, of the band Damageplan. The gunman also wounded two people.

Columbus police identified the suspect as Nathan Gale, 25, of nearby Marysville but said they had no information about a motive or possible connection to the band.

The man was "targeting members in the band," Columbus police Sgt. Brent Mull said.

Before the gunman was shot, police said, he grabbed a hostage and fired into the crowd. It was unclear what happened to the hostage.

The attack came shortly after Damageplan began its performance at the Alrosa Villa nightclub on Columbus' north end.

One of the wounded is in critical condition, and the other is hospitalized with non-life-threatening injuries, police said. Two others were hurt and treated at the scene, although the nature of their injuries was not clear.

The gunman initially shot the band's guitarist, Abbott, witnesses said.

He and his brother, Vinnie Paul Abbott, 40, formed Damageplan after Pantera -- a group they formed in the 1980s -- broke up last year. Their father is Jerry Abbott, a country and western songwriter and producer.

Police were notified of the shooting around 10:18 p.m., Mull said. A uniformed police officer who was near the scene slipped into the venue from a back entrance, confronted the gunman during the rampage and killed him, authorities said.

"If not for the officer who showed up, there would have been more dead," Mull said.

At least one of those killed -- Nathan Bray -- was an audience member. Mull identified another deceased victim as Erin Halk, although it was unclear if he was attending the concert or an employee.

"Somebody came -- I don't know where they came from, out of the audience or whatnot -- but they come onto [the] stage and ... he shot the guitarist at first, fired a couple of other shots and then he hid behind the stage a little bit," Bota told CNN affiliate WSYX.

"Everybody started scattering, you know, there's mayhem everywhere. And then a police officer came into the building, you know, came in professional with his gun raised, and then he proceeded to shoot the guy."

Gerald Caudill said the gunman shot the guitarist at least four times.

"I was up close to the stage, and I just saw some guy run up on the side of the stage, and I heard some shots and I saw [drummer] Vinnie [Paul Abbott] fall, and somebody jumped on top of Vinnie, and the guy just stayed around the stage and started shooting other people," Caudill said.

"I saw wounded people all over the place, out in the parking lot, inside," he said. "It just didn't sound like gunshots or anything; it didn't occur to me that something like that was happening."

CNN's Steve Brusk contributed to this report.

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